9. The Choice (Fox)
When it’s on: Thursdays starting June 7
Who’s in it: Pauly D, some football players, Joe Jonas, Carmen Electra, and a bunch of other people you won’t remember in five years.
What it’s about: This dating show rip-off of The Voice features male faux-lebrities choosing women to court based solely on the sound of their voice and the disgusting sexual innuendo of their simple-minded words. And just to prove that men can be just as desperate, the roles will be swapped after a few episodes. This is going to be a complete train wreck and is our top pick for “guilty pleasure that will last three episodes.” It’s cool to anticipate total failure, right?
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